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« on: February 04, 2008, 08:31:54 AM » |
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Why don't we have a sticky'd thread for this yet?
(10:27:39 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: So I bought birth control pills
(10:27:48 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: and put them in the glovebox
(10:27:56 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: and now the glovebox will not open.
(10:28:00 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: Its stuck =(
(10:28:33 PM) Pablo. BEWARE THE LUCIPHER ALPHAS.: Which is a very effective birth control method.
(10:28:42 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: ...
(10:28:44 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: ...
(10:28:46 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: ...
(10:28:48 PM) Becca: Cautious Optimism: XD
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Adera
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2008, 01:44:29 AM » |
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(5:40:19 PM) Davin Dok: Always wanted to go out with a bang. (5:41:50 PM) notanapparition: knowing your luck since that is what you want you will prolly go out in your sleep (5:43:02 PM) Davin Dok: Damn it. Fine! I want to go in my sleep. (5:43:22 PM) notanapparition:  ) (5:43:34 PM) Davin Dok: What? (5:44:13 PM) notanapparition: yeah you will prolly go in your sleep then since thats what you want. ^_^ (5:44:58 PM) Davin Dok: Ass. =P |
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Ollie
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 09:16:18 AM » |
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theabsurdMC: I've had songs from that movie playing in my head all day.
theabsurdMC: A HAPPY WORKING SOOOOOOOOONG
My name is Snu: I SEND MUSIC!?
theabsurdMC: h/o
My name is Snu: I don't know what that means so I'm going to assume you want me to kill you.
theabsurdMC: hahaha
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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hailthymaster
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 05:11:37 AM » |
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hailthymaster (8:32:33 PM): ...dude, what? Auto Response from Bloos Raven (8:32:34 PM): hailthymaster!! Your message is still in our way! We will give you one more hour to remove it from our area! Do not test our patience any further!  Dude, what? |
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and I know I nutted cause I didn't use a condom. I nutted in her pussy and got her pregnant. >:O ... unforgivable |
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Destichado
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 07:05:27 PM » |
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So I was idle... I wake up to find this message. My name is Snu: Vulvas are UGLY. My name is Snu: There, I said it. My name is Snu: Fuck the "hug your vagina" feminists. Hmph! And I'm going to have to disagree!  |
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Ollie
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 11:20:30 PM » |
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I don't get how The Vagina Monologues was actually made into a movie.
Penises aren't that great, either.
We watched a video today called "Private Dicks" with (naked) men discussing their penises. One of them said something along the lines of "one of the most heinous-looking things..."
also one of them had a 9-inch-long penis...while limp...
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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Hadrian Emrys
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2008, 01:40:00 AM » |
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I don't get how The Vagina Monologues was actually made into a movie.
Penises aren't that great, either.
We watched a video today called "Private Dicks" with (naked) men discussing their penises. One of them said something along the lines of "one of the most heinous-looking things..."
also one of them had a 9-inch-long penis...while limp...
If the statistics aren't lying it would seem that the bigger you are limp has a direct, negative, relation to how firm one gets. I imagine that him in the sack is not unlike trying to play pool with a length of rope.  |
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As usual, Hads is completely correct.
Hads, that's brilliant!  What the Christmas bondage guy said.
And dammit Davin. How are you always so fucking right? |
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Ollie
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 12:42:34 PM » |
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Finally! No IM thread can be whole without Keitease.
Urashima tohoho: I have no more grapes.
My name is Snu: i need a goddamn shower.
Urashima tohoho: [innuendo here]
My name is Snu: massage shower head.
Urashima tohoho: ... what?
My name is Snu: What, you didn't get it?
Urashima tohoho: ...
My name is Snu: HAAHAHAHAHA
Urashima tohoho: .................................
Urashima tohoho: I hate you so much
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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Kei-kun
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2008, 01:29:23 PM » |
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I was (am) sleepy and smoke-addled. Hmmph.
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Ollie
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 09:18:03 AM » |
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My name is Snu (10:59:56 PM): My dad keeps calling me a murlok?
My name is Snu (11:00:05 PM): And then laughing at me because I don't get it?
My name is Snu (11:00:24 PM): Isn't a murlok a frog demon in WoW?
theabsurdMC (11:00:39 PM): It...it is o_o
theabsurdMC (11:00:41 PM): o:
My name is Snu (11:00:43 PM): XD
theabsurdMC (11:00:47 PM): Your dad is a nerd.
My name is Snu (11:00:50 PM): It means something else, I guess. Something funny in Serbian.
My name is Snu (11:01:13 PM): I asked him if him and mom traveled before they were married, and he said something about "yeah, before we got stuck with murloks"
My name is Snu (11:01:14 PM): o_O XD
theabsurdMC (11:02:07 PM): XD
theabsurdMC (11:02:08 PM): XD
My name is Snu (11:02:25 PM): okay he says it's a creature from a movie.
My name is Snu (11:03:15 PM): ...
My name is Snu (11:03:19 PM): IT'S
My name is Snu (11:03:24 PM): THE CREATURES FROM "THE TIME MACHINE'
My name is Snu (11:03:26 PM): THAT ATE PEOPLE
My name is Snu (11:03:31 PM): HE CALLED ME AND MY SISTER THAT
My name is Snu (11:03:32 PM): XD
My name is Snu (11:03:35 PM): XD XD XD
theabsurdMC (11:03:39 PM): o_O
theabsurdMC (11:03:41 PM): XD
theabsurdMC (11:03:42 PM): XD
theabsurdMC (11:03:44 PM): xD
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 10:48:54 AM » |
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Ollie
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 11:04:37 AM » |
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Blah blah blah spelling error don't care.
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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cotton
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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2008, 11:10:38 AM » |
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OH BUT YOU DO. YOU DO IN YOUR HEART.
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2008, 08:23:05 PM » |
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Pft, I don't care about spelling errors. I'm saying you can razz him about a pronunciation error. |
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Ollie
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 10:45:31 AM » |
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I don't think he was mispronouncing it, actually. I just couldn't understand him.  |
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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Ollie
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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2008, 09:50:20 AM » |
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dudette821 (11:47:22 PM): and i can't imagine a COMPUTER that would take god longer to make than the EARTH.
My name is Snu (11:48:07 PM): IT IS A COMPUTER MADE FROM A DIAMON
My name is Snu (11:48:08 PM): D
My name is Snu (11:48:10 PM): OR DIAMONDS
My name is Snu (11:48:12 PM): MANY DIAMONDS
My name is Snu (11:48:15 PM): SHINY DIAMONDS
dudette821 (11:48:25 PM): OOOHHH SHINY
My name is Snu (11:48:25 PM): DIAMONDS ARE POWAAAAAH
dudette821 (11:48:33 PM): DIAMONDS ARE GODLY
My name is Snu (11:48:40 PM): ERGO, GOD IS A DIAMOND
My name is Snu (11:48:42 PM): AKA THE SUN
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2008, 08:58:49 AM » |
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My name is Snu (1:56:49 AM): According to old Christians I have magic in my vagina. My name is Snu (1:56:51 AM): =D =D Destichadeaux (1:57:30 AM): I think that all depends on how well you use it.  |
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2008, 06:34:53 AM » |
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Broxa1986 (11:56:01 PM): ookie....o.o
tecspecter (11:56:30 PM): What, are you an orangutan now?
Broxa1986 (12:17:46 AM): yes
Broxa1986 (12:17:55 AM): well...actually i'm just a sexy librarian
tecspecter (12:18:27 AM): an orangutan librarian?
tecspecter (12:19:17 AM): Can you navagate L-Space too? o_o
Broxa1986 (12:19:18 AM): naw
Broxa1986 (12:19:22 AM): just a sexy librarian
tecspecter (12:19:26 AM): aww
tecspecter (12:19:52 AM): I'm sure other orangutan's would find you sexy ;>.>
tecspecter (12:20:00 AM): if you were one that is
Broxa1986 (12:21:55 AM): lol yeah
Broxa1986 (12:21:59 AM): or little nerdy computer boys ;
Broxa1986 (12:22:00 AM): )
Broxa1986 (12:22:01 AM):
tecspecter (12:22:41 AM): little nerdy computer boys would find an orangutan librarian sexy?
tecspecter (12:22:44 AM): o_o
Broxa1986 (12:23:11 AM): o_o...n..o?...y...yes?
tecspecter (12:23:14 AM): Hmm, maybe some Discworld fans, but that';s still kinda creepy <.<
Broxa1986 (12:23:18 AM): ....O_o
Broxa1986 (12:23:22 AM): no monkey love please
tecspecter (12:23:55 AM): Oooo, the Discworld librarian doesn't lke being called a monkey o_o
tecspecter (12:24:06 AM): He's an ape
Broxa1986 (12:24:40 AM): .....
tecspecter (12:25:16 AM): You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
Broxa1986 (12:25:27 AM): you do confuse me..so yes
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2008, 05:25:23 PM » |
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oh god that was a funny conversation..XD.. i feel like a retard now reading it >_<;
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Ollie
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2008, 10:07:08 AM » |
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Urashima tohoho (11:31:23 PM): Ah, this game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aylwLmpnCk4 <3 My name is Snu (11:32:10 PM): ... My name is Snu (11:32:28 PM): ..... Urashima tohoho (11:32:31 PM): I KNOW Urashima tohoho (11:32:32 PM): CHEESY My name is Snu (11:32:37 PM): MY MOTHER IS IN THE ROOM My name is Snu (11:32:40 PM): WHY DID YOU POST THAT LINK My name is Snu (11:32:45 PM): WHAT IS SHE GOING TO THINK OF ME NOW My name is Snu (11:32:48 PM): T____T Urashima tohoho (11:32:56 PM): ... Urashima tohoho (11:33:00 PM): XD My name is Snu (11:33:01 PM): Seriously, what the fuck is that? Urashima tohoho (11:33:13 PM): A videogame. Urashima tohoho (11:33:16 PM): A MUSICAL rpg Urashima tohoho (11:33:34 PM): It's not musical because it's about music Urashima tohoho (11:33:39 PM): It's because it IS a musical My name is Snu (11:33:41 PM): I imagine that must've been a bitch to translate. Urashima tohoho (11:33:45 PM): With songs and dance and stuff My name is Snu (11:33:51 PM): With sprites. XD Urashima tohoho (11:33:55 PM): Yes! My name is Snu (11:34:01 PM): High kick! Urashima tohoho (11:34:04 PM): And it's all cutesy and girly and stuff! Urashima tohoho (11:34:08 PM): I loved it. My name is Snu (11:34:13 PM): Fag/ Urashima tohoho (11:34:33 PM): OLLIE'S MOM SHE SAID A BAD WORD My name is Snu (11:34:41 PM): OH GOD Urashima tohoho (11:35:42 PM): AH GAWD My name is Snu (11:44:18 PM): I wish I had a tube. My name is Snu (11:44:31 PM): One that went into my body and ended right where my esophagus connects to my stomach. My name is Snu (11:44:35 PM): But I wouldnt' see it. My name is Snu (11:44:43 PM): That way I could eat horrendous amounts of yummies and never get fat! My name is Snu (11:45:02 PM): Man, that would rock. I want ice cream right now but it'll go straight to my thighs. My name is Snu (11:45:09 PM): ...GAAAAAAAAAH I hate that phrase. Urashima tohoho (11:45:12 PM): XD Urashima tohoho (11:45:15 PM): Me too. Urashima tohoho (11:45:31 PM): It provokes violence in me. |
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Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride |
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