Ten Minutes

[Titch]

William Shatners Music Career

[PeteK]

Does William Shatner have a music career?  I've never heard of one, although I'm still finding out about new celebrity musical talents.  I know of Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and even Charles Manson.  There were some more, but I can't seem to recall at the moment.  I'd love to hear some of his music if it exists.  If I had to guess what genre it is, I'd guess it's blues.  Most celebrities pick that.  It would be hilarious if it was death metal.  Hearing Shatner growl out lyrics would be one of the best things I could hear in my life.  Let me pause my ten minute clock while I check google.  Holy shit, it exists.  I don't know what to say.  I heard the excerpt from Tambourine Man, and I am in awe.  I have no words for this.  I've spent three minutes looking at this and having nothing to write.  So this is it.

[Harg]

Write something that involves a very bad pun.

I'm hoping this thread isn't annoying people.

It's fun. You'd get points for stirring up the dead water a bit already but as it is, it IS fun to read these.

[PeteK]

I just got home and I need to be up for work in 4 hours.  I'll make it up to you guys tomorrow.

EDIT:  Planning on doing another drunken audio log with some friends tonight for this one.  Sit tight, hopefully it'll be up by Sunday.

[PeteK]

Friday's and Saturday's uploaded.  Audio levels are low, so you're going to have to turn up the volume.  There's no other visual than the StarCraft logo, so you don't have to sit there and watch.  Do something else in the meanwhile.  I find puns work better when it's audible instead of written, so listen for them.  They're pretty obvious.  We talk about StarCraft 2 and things related.  Tonight's update will come tomorrow since I'm mentally dead right now.  I need sleep to be up for work tomorrow, and I always have trouble sleeping on Sunday nights.  I don't know why, probably because I sleep in or the fact that I still want to do things even though I know it's wise that I get some shut-eye.  Actually, I've already been typing for about 7 minutes, might as well make this tonight's update.  My body is tired, but my brain is awake.  I hate when that happens.  Maybe I should stop staying up so late Saturday nights.  The sun was almost up by the time I hit the sack, I should really keep to a schedule instead of messing up my sleep patterns.  Well, that's all for tonight.  Enjoy the audio logs.

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LtJf2-3AnI
Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHhbIs5MNg

[PeteK]

The thing about these ten minute segments is that I need to have ten minutes of free time to do them.  Something I haven't had this week until today.  Now that I have a few minutes, I'd like to just relax and not have to worry about any obligations.  I'm thinking about taking a break until September, since things will slow down, or I hope so.  September is when some of my friends go back to school, so they're trying to hang out while they have the opportunity.  Since I'm working enough hours for Lake Michigan to go out my ears, they usually call me right as I get home.  The only time I have for myself is when I'm in the bathroom, eating dinner, or sleeping.  A man needs some time just to be alone and relax.  I find I do my best writing when I'm not beat from work, or I've had time to relax a little first.  I've been getting barely any sleep, usually getting home at 11:30 and having to wake up at 5AM.  Maybe this weekend I'll catch up, if I don't have work.  Work's getting ridiculously busy, which is good.  I get overtime hours and my pay cheque is huge.  I can't even take time off if I want to.  I had this Friday and Monday coming up scheduled off for FanExpo, and I had to cancel because they couldn't afford to give me those two days off.  So now I'm out $400 to an event I can't go to for work.  Holy shit, that was half an hour.  I'm caught up except for the 12th and 13th, I'm saving those for the weekend.

[PeteK]

heres the story.  petes stressing out and bitching that hes overworked so he asked me to do some of these things.  my names darren and i hang out with pete from time to time. 

hes telling me to talk about beans.  oh man let me tell you about beans.  first thing you should know is not to go anywhere near pete when hes had beans unless your in a hazmat suit and a gas mask.

beans are good because you can buy em cheap and they taste good.  i like my beans in chili.  i like to get a can of chili and a jar of tostitos nacho cheese and make dip.  it sounds gross but its really good and its great during a wings game.  i dont know what else to say about beans but you guys should get some beans because theyre good for you and you can piss off your friends by coming over and farting all over their house.

[PeteK]

i said id post one and i did, now hes telling me to do another because hes so behind.  telling me to go on a list someone posted last page.  hes not letting me choose and saying i gotta go down the list in order.  when pete comes back tell him hes gotta get the stick out of his ass and beat himself in the head with it.  everything is rules rules rules blah blah blah.  is he such a nazi on here too? 

now its buttons.  buttons are on my shirt.  i like wearing button up shirts because they look good, not like tshirt mcgee sitting on the couch over there.  a lot of people wear shirts with buttons but one thing that bugs me is when people only do them up part way.  they have buttons that go all the way up for a reason.  usually i leave one or two unbuttoned but you see these douchebags going around with only the bottom few done up.  dont do that it makes you look like a guido douche.  its just so they can show off their fruity necklaces that they get in cereal boxes and gas stations.  either you button it up or you unbutton it all the way and wear a shirt underneath.  no one cares about how patchy your chest hair is coming in.  its disgusting.  if girls do that though i dont care.